Good ole Steven Wright...a favorite comedian. Some things that make you go hmmmm...
1. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
2. Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
3. Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
4. If a cow laughed...would milk come out its nose?
5. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
6. One should never genralized.
7. Why is it when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn the radio down?
8. If a book about failures doesn't sell...is it a success?
9. What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?
10. Why are there interstates in Hawaii?
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